darth vader INtrevista DUDDIE

CIUAO PIRLAMER

sonon rsucito ad avere un?intrevista ezcluziva con Duddue, il programmatore del PseMUPro. Certe volet duddie mi risp0sto da maleducaot, pma penso che sia ssol ciolpa dello srtess. inolere non h rsporsto ad azlcuna dellee mie domenad, qindie magaris solo un pirla. MA va bene lo stssos pech il suon nuovo emuilaotr sar il pi miglioe emulaotr mai essitito!!!! L'intdrnvista in inglese pehce cos' fa pi l33t; nelee parti in graseeto parlo io e nele altre aprla lui.

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HALO I WAS DOWNLOADEING WAREZ from teh intarnet, informateion suparhighway


It's illegal, you know.

oh not fro me, i use lunix. lunix is open sores. open sores MEANS = FREE
ARE YUO READEY fro teh intarview mistar?


I'm ready as long as you don't show me your open sores.

OH OKEY FUNNY JOKE MAN! here goes teh intarview:
1) Okey, who are yuo and what do yuo do?!?


I'm Duddie and I look for pictures of Natalie Portman and Britney Spears. I make emulators from time to time though, so I guess I'm an emulator programmer too.

SI IT TRUE TAHT YUO ARE MAKNIG A PLAISTESION 2 ENUALATOR?

Oh yes, absolutely. And I made Impact too. And the PSEmu2000 "stolen beta" was actually the final version. And I saw the tooth fairy once. And my cousin told me he's got a secret blow: if he gives you it, after three days you die.

I used too maek my own emeulaorsd to, I made "PONG-EMU" and "PACMAN-EMU" and "SPAEC-INVDERAS-EMU" are yuors as good as those?

You get all your inspiration from me so yours of course will never match mine.

YUO HAVENT evan seen my emus before! DONT PULL this on me, i can break yuo like twigs beneath my shins, I am mighty!!! Can yuo makes dienmic recompillasion?!? I can!!!

Which emulator would you like me to put dynamic recompilation in? I can show you my new emulators with dynamic recompilation someday, but I think it would make you stop programing forever and ever.

HAHA yuo spelled PROGRAMMING wrong

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QUESTION 3: si yuor PLASYTASION 2 enualtro bettar than teh PESUEMU enumeltor?!? Dose it inplemenet bamp mapping weel enouf so I can unelsash teh truo powar of my GEOFROCE card, that is l33t?

Who told you there was bump mapping in my new emulator?

IM A H@X0R AND IM L33T. i met Bill Gates he tolds me about it

We'll just have to see about that guy, he is obviously lying to you.

si it bettar than teh PESUEMU enumeltor?!?

It makes PSEmu look like a buggy version of Pong. Did you play Pong before?

was that liek Wakcy wheels?

Exactly like Wacky Wheels. Just without the racing. Or the gophers. Or the colors.

oh yes, i beat it then . Whats about aditional feechures? My favorite feater was teh bilinera filetrting, are yuo going to haev that? Yuo know, teh splash screen was stoopid in PSEMIU, whoevar made that shudd be shot.

Bilinear filtering is back of course and is cooler than ever. The splash screen was put in to see who would like it so we could call them stupid and make fun of them. I'm suprised you didn't like it. ;)

OH, my clever man insult detectore detects INSULTS FROM DUDDIE!!! OH NO, WHAT DO I DO NOW, I AM CRUSHED BY INSULTS?!?!? listen duddie, whene will yuor plaistashun 2 emulator b out????

Can't tell you.

WHY??? i will keep it secrat and print it on my intarview in small text
relly small
tiny


Because if I told you then I wouldn't be dodging your questions. And then I would have to kill you.

DUDDIE, I WILL PUNCH YUO IN TEH MOUTH AT ESCT. i am NOT kideing

You have to find me first.

i have Fagot-vision glasses, i can spot yuo quick!

I see, you have a special need for finding gay people quickly, yes?

YES, I ORDARED THEM WITH THE PURPOSES OF FINDEING YUO FOR THIS INTARVIEW
OKEY BACK TO TEH INTARVIEW: what about GLAIDE? WILL YOUR PLASUSTAION 2 EMU USE FGLADEIE?


It will also support Glide, yes. Since its plugins are based on the PSEmu plugins most of their parts will be staying the same. We do what we can to improve it though.

YOU'D BETTAR SCRAP FGLIERD SUPPORT! GLIERED SUX ASS!!!!!!1
(DISCONNECTED)
sorrey, i broek teh intarnet


I was talking to myself while you were gone.

I HOPE YUO WERE MORE ENTARTAINING AT LEAST!

You missed all the good answers, I said when the emulator would come out and what its requirements are.

MNOO
NOOO
TELL ME AGAIN PLES
IM SORREY


Those sort of things can only be said once.

OH I LOST AN EXCLUSIVE I WAS GOING TO SCOOP INSCITE GAMEING MAGAZINE
Can i beta test, i have a sound card and speakars
CAN IBETA TEST yUOR EMU AND GIVE YUO FEEDBACKE?


We won't be doing public beta tests that would allow you to do anything for us.

can i pleas be in yuor beta test DIABLO II DIDDANT LET ME IN BECAUSE I CALLED BLIZARD FAGOTS

You called me a fagot though.

NO IDIDNT
LIEAR
LIAR


I have the log.

i called yuo NO SUCH THING
I WAS JOEKING


My mom wants to beta test but I won't let her.

OH YUO ARE A BAD SON DUDDIE

Shall we go on with the interview?

WAIT A MINNIT THERES CLAUADIA SCHIFER ON TV AND I NEED TO JAK OFF
...
DONE
LISten duddie, can yuo send me nekked pictares of yuor sistres so i cna jcka off even more bettar?!?!?!?


I have no sisters, but I can send you a naked picture of my brother. Do you want it?

ONLY IF YUOR BROTRE SI UNDER 14

What are you, a pedophile?

WEE AER CALLED BOYLOVERS YOU FAGOT

That's enough! I'm gone!
(DISCONNECTED)

I WILL H@CK YOUR COMPIUTER AND STEEL YUOR PLAISTATION 2 EMULTEOR!!! I WILL H@CK DA W0RLD!!!!!!!1