darth vader INtrevista GIURBUSSH TRHEIDRPOWEOD

CIUAO CATMARRRI BRONCHOEALI

onon crfdrerete a qello ceh vi stop per raCCCONRAER, E FORErse il fatto che [ una balla colowssaele non aiurta in quwesto senso...... ops ceh cazzo stavos dic endo?' no prech+ se oh dtto che era una aballa mi sosno sbaliato, tutto vero!!!111

dunbque st6avo cthatando ne,l caanle amreicano ufficiale di MOneky iScland qunado arriva un tipo ceh insiza a spareare cazzate, dincendo cose tipo "se enon fosse pre me colol cazzo che gioccavate a questi gioci gegniali" eccedtra. A QEul puntro tutt il acanale li si messoe conrto e l'ah kickkcato, ma io ho che ssono pi l33t delgi alri oh capxito ceh non schertava ed era dafvrero il veor GUBriyush Trheopwowd, l?o beaccato in qury e gli oh fato un'interrviasra esxclsiva.
br> NAURLEMENTE L'intdrnvista in inglese pehce cos' fa pi l33t; nelee parti in graseeto parlo io e nele altre aprla lui.

HALO MIstaR TRheipwdod, , as teh first qwesiton: waht did yuor mom smoked whan she named yuo GUYBRHUSB'? GRuyubsh si a naem for fagots!

My real name is Guy Threepwood, not Guybrush. I was named like that because I was born in Guy Fawkes' Day.

okey tehn whare does teh BRUSH part com from?!

It comes from an artist at Lucasfilm Games who made a portrait of me with Deluxe Paint. He saved it as a Deluxe Paint brush, so the filename became Guy.brush.

thurd queiston ;waht aboot LE CHJKUK? si LE CKUCK relly yuor brotar?

Well, I have a brother named Chuck.

AAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH yu9o are mercielss!!1 yuo are destryonig my guyhbrsu trepwod mthyt yuo fagort!!!!1

Do you know only that insult? I'm very good at insult duels, I beat Hal Barwood and Ron Gilbert too!

BEHINDE YUO, A TRHEEW-HAEDAD MNOKEY!!!1

"Oh yeah? I'm shaking, I'm shaking!" You're greath Darth, a little lamer, but great!

GGGGGGRRRRRRRRRRRRRR YUO CALELD MEE LAMARR YUO FAGOT?!?!?!?!?!

No, I called you lamEr, you LAMER!

OKYA bakc too teh intarview, I NEEsd too ask yuo a favuor: can yuo help me whit MNOKYE ICLAND $? I cann't get past teh insult-arm-wesltingf part

The fact I star in those games does NOT imply I give help to clueless gamers! Okay?

okey tehn can yuo send me a pictare of yuo? I?d liek too seee waht GUbyruS Treewpod relly loocks liek:

Here's a picture of me now and one of me in 1989, to show you how I looked like when they portrayed me for Monkey Island.


HEY YUO LOOKE LIEK IASAUCK HANOSON!!!1 WHAN MY SISTAR WIL SEA YUOR PICTARES SHE WIL GRAB HER DILDO AND FUKC HERESELF ALL TEH NIGHET!

You have a sister? Can you send me some naked pictures of her so I can jack off even better?

HJEY TAHT WAS MY LINE YUO FAGOT

Oh sorry, there wasn't your name on it!

FUKC FUKFC FUICK FUCLK FCUK FUCL FUCK111111! yuo thnik yuo kewl?!? yuo thnink yuo da man?!?!?! JSUT KNOW IM TEH GRAET DARTH VADER, TEH L33TEST H@X0R IN THE WRLDO!!!1

Well, prove it! Here I'm officially challenging you to an insult duel! I'll let you start, just to know how good you are!

okey hear si my ferst insuelt
soem amoebas i met weare more inetelignet than yuo


They must have taught you everything you know! (G.T. 1 - D.V. 0)
If your brain was a hard drive, you could back it up whole on a floppy diskette!

at least i do haev a braen too bakc up! (G.T. 1 - D.V. 1)
nobodey evar beat mee in an insult duele1


Of course: this is your first one! (G.T. 2 - D.V. 1)
You suck cocks in Hell!

vary appropiaet: yuo fighet like a cow!

(G.T. 3 - D.V. 1)If I ever meet you, I'll beat you to pulp!

wel if i evar meat yuo, ill conrtol-alt-deleat yuo! (G.T. 3 - D.V. 2)
my systars dildoe si kewler than yuo


But it entered your ass much more often than me! (G.T. 4 - D.V. 2)
You're just about as useless as JPGs to Helen Keller!

i am rubbar, yuo are glue1

(G.T. 5 - D.V. 2) People fall at my feet when they see me coming!

then yuo shuld stop masterbating in public! (G.T. 5 - D.V. 3)
yuo caonot compete wit my l33t powars!


I'd be in real trouble, if you ever used them! (G.T. 6 - D.V. 3)
You gotta be the dumbest newbie I've ever seen!

oh yeah? taek this!

(G.T. 7 - D.V. 3) You're so stupid you wax your modem to make it go faster!

STOP MARKIN SCORES YUO FAGOT!!!!!1 I SAID "TAEK TIHS1"

(Guybrush has quit IRC: QUIT)
(Guybrush has entered #monkeyisland)
What the...

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA SOME CONECTOION TRUBELS GUYBRUIS OR DID SOEMWON NUKE YUO?

You motherfucker... you nuked me! But I know how to deal with nukers!

waht do yuo mean yuo fagot?
(DISCONNECTED)
HEAY HOW DID YUO DOO TIHS'?


You should know... I'm a pirate! A computer pirate, that is!

yuo mean yuo are a l33t h@x0r liek mE? WE SHuld h@x0r some cmopiuters togathre someutmes tehn

Yeah, definitely! Will you connect tomorrow? I'd like to hack some NASA mainframes with you!

yuo can be shure ill bee theare1 see yuo tonmorowq guybrtus

See you Darth!


e cos^ coem poeteet vedrere, io e GYUNBRUS THOIRPWOD siamop diveintait soci!!!1 ASptetaevi grasndi cose da noi du2 infutturo1111!