h@X0RATO DA darth vader

CUIAO LAMERDACCI

Qualqe goirno f din uovo reincontatot duddie in chet e ho fatot fintad i farli nu altra intrvista pirla. MA ERa soloo una cpertura, perch[ intantro ceh nel canele facievo lo siemo, in relt h@x0ravo il compiter di Duiddue e lgi rubbavo il suo emulaotre DI PLYASTAITON 2!!!!\
rIHICIEDE UN COMUTER NINIA PER GIRare, ma la priova ceh ddudeir no e nu essere umano prech? ili suo emu 'e melgio dellorigginale PORCA ZOCCOLA E MLEIO DLLAE PLEISTEON DUE!!!!

br> Sicocme dDuie un polllo, ci + cacato in poieno e ah triato nu nsacco di cristoni qundo ssen acoorto... ma ECOCO COEM HJO FATTO A FREAGROL (coe al soluto nele parit in grasdseto parlo io e lenle altra aprla lui):

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HALO DUDDUE DO YUO REMBER ME?


Oh no, not again!

OH YESSD UDDIE I CAEM BAKC WIT A VINGENSE BECOZ IM TEH GRAETST H@X0R EVAR!!!!
AER YOU HAPPIE TOO CE MEE?

I'd be happier if someone chopped my balls off with an axe.

SORREY DUIDDE I diddant now yuo were into sodomasochizem!

It was a joke, you dumbass.

wel if it was a joek tehn WHY TEH HELL AINT I LAFFING???

Dunno, maybe your species cannot grasp a complex concept like humour.

CONGRATUASLAIONS DUDDIE YUO ALLWAYS KNWO TEH RITE WORDS!!!

Hey, you spelled my name right for the first time!

Tanks Dudee but im hear too ask yo a qustion: si yuor emu done?

Well, my emulator is more done than yesterday, but less done than tomorrow.

LISSEN DDUIDE, DId yuo becum a poiltisian

No, actually I hate politicians, because they make all those laws against backupped console games. Why do you ask?

beocusae yuo souuond liek a politishan. yuor ansors aer LONG, CNOFUSED AND FUL OF SCHIT!!!

I could take this as a personal insult. Don't do it anymore.

SORREY DUDEI secund qwesion: how old si yuor brotar?

He'll be 13 next Sunday.

TNAHK YUO DDIEUD im gettin a bonar rite now tinkin aboot hiss cute slendre body!!! CAn you send me a nekkid pictare of huim?

Whoops, I didn't check what I was typing! Really, I meant he'll be 31. Do you still want the naked picture?

NO THANKX DO YUO THINK I AM A FAGOT?

(no comment)

OKEYY LETS GO ON I neid a favor from yuo

What do you want?

nutting just siT THEAR BEOCUSAE IM NOOKING YUO IN 10 SECNODES!!!5
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(DISCONNECTED)
OH CRAP IT LOOCKS LIEK I NUEKD MYSELF!


You must really be the greatest hacker in the world, I never saw *anyone* do that!
hahaha
cough
hahaha
hahahaha
Oh my god, I can't stop laughing!

can yuo breaeth duide?

It's getting better now... You nuked yourself hahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!
Argh not again...
cough
cough

OKEY DDUED I?LL WAET A MINNIT tehn
... cna yuo do anotar faver fo rme?


What do you want now?

jsut a littal thnig... look in yuor PS2EMu driectroy and tell me if yuo ce sumthnig stange okey^

Hmm... there's a text file i never saw, it's called REEDMWE.txt, I wonder how it got there...

WAHT DOSE IT SAYS?

Hmm... It says "YUO'V BEAN H@X0RED BY A L33T H@X0R - HAEV A NIECE DAY". What's that?

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA DUIDDEI I GOT TEH LAST LAUFGH! I STEALED YUOR PS2 ENUMATOR AT LAST HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

What... What the fuck... NO!!! IT CAN'T BE!!!! I've been hacked by a lamer!!!

if iam teh lamer then wye diddant yuo reelize i was h@x0ring yuor cmopiutar uintil i tolds yuo so?
IM A L33T H@X0R!!!!! I WILL H@CK DA W0RLD!!!!!!

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.e adeeso INCINATEVI DAVNATOI A ME LAMERDACCI!!!! AODRMATEMI COMER I LVOSTTRO DIO!!!
pehc SONO IO che o poertato a vio la mervigliea dle mondo emultatorale!!!1
inteanfo che prelrvate l'memultore, iniszzate a basirivo con qstie

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