h@X0RATO DA darth vader
CUIAO
LAMERDACCI
Qualqe goirno fà ò din uovo reincontatot duddie in chet e ho fatot fintad i farli nu altra
intrvista pirla. MA ERa soloo una cpertura, perch[ intantro ceh nel canele facievo lo siemo,
in reòltà h@x0ravo il compiter di Duiddue e lgi rubbavo il suo emulaotre DI PLYASTAITON 2!!!!\ SCREENSHITS
GARAN TRUISMOP £ KKESEN RISGE RASER 5 SPLHAS DAIV TKKEN TAG TURMENT MLIENIUM £ FUTARES END
rIHICIEDE UN COMUTER NINIA PER GIRare, ma è la priova ceh ddudeir no e nu essere umano prech?
ili suo emu 'e melgio dellorigginale PORCA ZOCCOLA E MLEIO DLLAE PLEISTEON DUE!!!!
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Sicocme dDuie é un polllo, ci + cacato in poieno e ah triato nu nsacco di cristoni qundo ssenè
acoorto... ma ECOCO COEM HJO FATTO A FREAGROL (coe al soluto nele parit in grasdseto
parlo io e lenle altra aprla lui):
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HALO DUDDUE DO YUO REMBER ME?
Oh no, not again!
OH YESSD UDDIE I CAEM BAKC WIT A VINGENSE BECOZ IM TEH GRAETST H@X0R EVAR!!!!
AER YOU HAPPIE TOO CE MEE?
I'd be happier if someone chopped my balls off with an axe.
SORREY DUIDDE I diddant now yuo were into sodomasochizem!
It was a joke, you dumbass.
wel if it was a joek tehn WHY TEH HELL AINT I LAFFING???
Dunno, maybe your species cannot grasp a complex concept like humour.
CONGRATUASLAIONS DUDDIE YUO ALLWAYS KNWO TEH RITE WORDS!!!
Hey, you spelled my name right for the first time!
Tanks Dudee but im hear too ask yo a qustion: si yuor emu done?
Well, my emulator is more done than yesterday, but less done than tomorrow.
LISSEN DDUIDE, DId yuo becum a poiltisian
No, actually I hate politicians, because they make all those laws against backupped console
games. Why do you ask?
beocusae yuo souuond liek a politishan. yuor ansors aer LONG, CNOFUSED AND FUL OF SCHIT!!!
I could take this as a personal insult. Don't do it anymore.
SORREY DUDEI secund qwesion: how old si yuor brotar?
He'll be 13 next Sunday.
TNAHK YUO DDIEUD im gettin a bonar rite now tinkin aboot hiss cute slendre body!!! CAn you
send me a nekkid pictare of huim?
Whoops, I didn't check what I was typing! Really, I meant he'll be 31. Do you still want
the naked picture?
NO THANKX DO YUO THINK I AM A FAGOT?
(no comment)
OKEYY LETS GO ON I neid a favor from yuo
What do you want?
nutting just siT THEAR BEOCUSAE IM NOOKING YUO IN 10 SECNODES!!!5
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3
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1
(DISCONNECTED)
OH CRAP IT LOOCKS LIEK I NUEKD MYSELF!
You must really be the greatest hacker in the world, I never saw *anyone* do that!
hahaha
cough
hahaha
hahahaha
Oh my god, I can't stop laughing!
can yuo breaeth duide?
It's getting better now... You nuked yourself hahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!
Argh not again...
cough
cough
OKEY DDUED I?LL WAET A MINNIT tehn
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cna yuo do anotar faver fo rme?
What do you want now?
jsut a littal thnig... look in yuor PS2EMu driectroy and tell me if yuo ce sumthnig stange
okey^
Hmm... there's a text file i never saw, it's called REEDMWE.txt, I wonder how it got there...
WAHT DOSE IT SAYS?
Hmm... It says "YUO'V BEAN H@X0RED BY A L33T H@X0R - HAEV A NIECE DAY". What's that?
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA DUIDDEI I GOT TEH LAST LAUFGH! I STEALED YUOR PS2 ENUMATOR AT
LAST HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
What... What the fuck... NO!!! IT CAN'T BE!!!! I've been hacked by a lamer!!!
if iam teh lamer then wye diddant yuo reelize i was h@x0ring yuor cmopiutar uintil i tolds yuo so?
IM A L33T H@X0R!!!!! I WILL H@CK DA W0RLD!!!!!!
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.e adeeso INCINATEVI DAVNATOI A ME LAMERDACCI!!!! AODRMATEMI COMER I LVOSTTRO DIO!!!
pehcè SONO IO che o poertato a vio la mervigliea dle mondo emultatorale!!!1
inteanfo che prelrvate l'memultore, iniszzate a basirivo con qstie
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